It is time for a less-shitty-looking T&G; please be patient while I fuck around.

Update: Ha ha ha! And by “fuck around”, I mean “try and create a script that tells you what movies all the header images are from when you rollover them and accidentally destroy the entire site and have to reinstall from scratch and re-edit all the new content”; incidentally, fuck that script. But bonus points if you can identify the movies anyway ^_^

PPS: Currently there are 8 header stills. Collect them all! Oh fuck yes!

I am Mike, and my wife she is called Maggie. We are here to review films and make lists and burn a trail of utter destruction across your internets!

We possess Master’s degrees in Cinema Studies from New York University and this public declaration of our credentials is intended to suggest to you that we do not fuck around, no. If, hypothetically, you were to catch us fucking around, rest assured that it is all part of our plan to draw you ever closer, lulling you into a false sense of security before we pounce and totally fucking destroy you like an ant-lion or some shit.

Our goal is to create Top Ten lists for every year and we’ll be starting with 1978, giving us 30 years to work forward before retreating into the past! Our screenings start now, with reviews soon to follow!

Ladies first…