I am Mike Lyon, and my wife she is called Maggie Purifoy Lyon. We are here to review films and make lists and burn a trail of utter destruction across your internets!

We possess Master’s degrees in Cinema Studies from New York University and this public declaration of our credentials is intended to suggest to you that we do not fuck around, no. If, hypothetically, you were to catch us fucking around, rest assured that it is all part of our plan to draw you ever closer, lulling you into a false sense of security before we pounce and totally fucking destroy you like an ant-lion or some shit.

Currently we live in sunny, temperate Minneapolis, and have two lovely children. They will know more about film than your kids, and you will have to learn to accept this and go about your business.